Ursula Whitcher's NORTH CONTINENT RIBBON

Sometimes there's a better way to show me the society, the world an author is imagining than via a single piece of narrative fiction. If you've created a truly richly developed culture that really differs from ours, it can be more effective, by which I mean both more efficiently communicative and more interesting for me as a reader, to show me facets, via vignettes or mini-biographies or, most gracefully, short stories about different characters occupying different roles in that society. And the stories need not necessarily overlap or interact, nor do they have to depict earth-shattering crises or huge personality conflicts or major civilizational turning points, either. An older example of this is Lucius Sheperd's story cycle surrounding the vast corpse of The Dragon Griaule; but I've found an even better one here.

Ursula Whitcher's phenomenal story suite, North Continent Ribbon, where, as the cover explains to us, "every contract is a ribbon, and every ribbon is a secret," depicts one of those imagined worlds that would feel like a fantasy setting if the tales within were read out of order; several of them involve no science fictional wizardry or even much-beyond-medieval era technology. Were it not for its opening matter, which declares that it comes from a larger work named Cross-Planetary Investment: A Practical Vraselian's Galactic Opportunity Handbook and informs us that the planet on which most of these stories take place is an important source for "faster-than-light vehicular components sourced from a high-orbit E-type singularity," the society on the North Continent of Nakharat would be all but indistinguishable from one of the weaving planets in Andreas Eschbach's The Carpet Makers, for instance.

But amidst its tales of ribbon-crossed lovers and sundered families and somewhat shady business dealings, we get hints that there's a lot more going on than just trade and agriculture and the many different ways love can come and go in human lives. There's the question, for instance, of how those aforementioned vehicular components, once assembled into faster-than-light vehicles that navigate through what this culture refers to as the deep*, are sourced. And what they even are. Which, it might seem as one pages through this slim little volume, are questions that might not get answered? At least not explicitly?

At least, not if you're not well versed in the kinds of science fiction and fantasy that I love best, where what's going on between the characters is not the whole of what's going on in the book, might even be a distraction from that, actually. See also Gene Wolfe and M. John Harrison and Frank Herbert and Alastair Reynolds.**

But even if you're not willing to plumb the weird and somewhat distressing secrets of this world, Whitcher still has plenty of rewards for your attention in store; these stories feature deftly drawn characters facing dilemmas that are delicately fantastic yet still mundane enough to be believable, from clandestine business machinations by rival corporations vying for profit, to local political scandals, to estrangement between children and parents, to inappropriate workplace love affairs, to secret labor union conspiracies, to the threat of imminent invasion by military forces that might just be coming to restore peace and safety, but might also come to impose new tyrannies over old -- all amidst some stunningly good line-for-line science fiction writing, like this in an earlier story, "The Fifteenth Saint":

The new text began with a litany: an electron's internal spin, the electron dancing around a nucleus, the shiver of atoms within a rock, all the way up to the slow rotation of the galaxy's arms and the slide of entire galaxies. Twisted behind and within and around all of these things was the deep, that other space where starships cut between stars. At every shift in scale, the book said, we experience a loss. But at every shift in scale there is the deep, thus at every shift in scale we find eternity; at every shift in scale there is the beloved, who has always been the beloved.

The text under discussion in the above, by the way, is a sort of samizdat that is buried in a book that has found its way into the hands of one of a district's hard-working political officials, who is starting to suspect that some of his co-equals in power and responsibility not only aren't holding up their ends -- he has just had to spend a whole day solving what should be a trivial problem for somebody else's constituent, only to be stymied repeatedly by layers of bureaucracy that he didn't even know had been imposed because things have been so compartmentalized -- but might actually be corrupt! But the culture of Nakharat is far too subtle for a samizdat to just come out and say things like that; far better to do so indirectly, poetically and above all memorably.

But also, and this is what makes Nakharat feel truly fantastic to a 21st century reader in most of the English-speaking world, the situation that official just had to deal with is really more of an exception than the rule, because Nakharat has a fundamentally different conception of how a civilized society runs. Among other things, the military forces on this world do not exist primarily to fight wars or extend or exercise the domination of a particular polity. No. As two characters in a later story, "Ten Percent for Luck," discuss as one explains to another why she's chosen the career path she has:

"But why the military?" Because it sounded like Inkar hadn't just taken a Contract with Otter Company. Her parents might have had actual shares. People with that sort of income didn't join up, not usually, not even with a paid commission.

"Because I wanted to build something."...

"Don't Companies build things?"

"For themselves. So they can take tolls. The army, we protect everyone. It doesn't matter who you are."

And I haven't even gotten into the lovely grace-notes present throughout these stories, like the whole ribbon thing. Almost everyone on the planet wears their hair in braids decorated with colorful ribbons that show their various personal and professional affiliations. Look at a person's hair and you can see where they went to school, to what professional societies they belong, if they are married and/or have children, if they're a high official in a Company or a public servant or a member of the military or a sex worker -- but only if you are on close enough terms with them to see them without their turban. Every contract is a ribbon, and every ribbon is a secret. And yes, there are some people who have no braids, no ribbons at all, and who flaunt this with loose, flowing hair not wrapped up in a turban. Those are very special people indeed, and yes, we meet one, kind of. But that person is maybe not as unencumbered as his hair suggests, hmm?

All in just 154 pages. My goodness!

Lots of people have had a good chuckle at the fact that North Continent Ribbon was short-listed for the 2025 Ursula K. LeGuin Prize for Fiction, and that the author is also named Ursula, as though the fix is in. But her own prose above and Your Humble Blogger are here to assure you that Whitcher deserved the honor, actually. And she's just revving up; this is her first book. And whether she chooses to continue writing, publishing and collecting Nakharat stories, or tries her hand at something else entirely, I'm here for it. Though I reckon I'll have to be patient, as she is a working mathematician, too.

I'm gonna choose to believe that she's taking her poet's ribbon at least as seriously as her math one, though. Because I definitely want to see more of her stuff. I'll put one in my hair, too, if need be. I've been growing it out again. And hey, it's grey now, so whatever color she chooses, it won't clash! Lemme know, Ms. Whitcher!

*Which I think is basically what most science fiction calls hyperspace or wormhole space or folded space. Use your favorite hand-waving term for how we cross the stupefying vastness of space without wasting human lifetimes in generation ships here. "The deep" seems just fine. I like, too, that it's treated as nothing special, so that it doesn't even get capitalized.

**What? You didn't know that the secret of the Revelation Space universe's Conjoiner Drives is explicitly revealed within that series? Tell me you haven't read Reynolds' short stories without telling me you haven't read his short stories. My goodness!

Raymond St. Elmo's LETTERS FROM A SHIPWRECK IN THE SEA OF SUNS AND MOONS

To a certain degree, I'm still trying to figure out the freaking ocean of words I just swam through, as I contemplate the very unusual and ambiguous Letters From a Shipwreck in the Sea of Suns and Moons, by Raymond St. Elmo. I mean, I know I had fun shaking my head over the combination of godpunk, sea adventure, star-crossed romance and epistolary interrogation it contained, but did I ever actually figure out what was going on? Enough to write a coherent post about on this here blog? 

Let's find out.

Interviewer: Describe how to kill Typhon.

Oh, there are as many ways to kill a god as there are to destroy a man. Personally my favorite is to melt him down in confusion and despair. 

Readers here who are also readers of Gene Wolfe have already raised their eyebrows at the mention of the ancient Autarch and god-king of the Whorl, but this Typhon is merely (?) a storm god, one of a cargo hold-full of mostly dead and/or forgotten deities being carried aboard the good ship Unicorn from San Francisco, at which point the last of them was collected, to the mysterious and uncharted island of Theodosia.

Typhon could also be our protagonist, cloaked in the body of Clarence St. Elmo*, the blind old sailor rousted out by the unknown Interviewer for purposes unknown but urgent for that entity.** A mad scientist on the island on which Clarence and a few of his crewmates from the Unicorn thinks Clarence is Typhon, anyway. 

Clarence has been adopted, though, not by Typhon, but by the Egyptian god, Thoth, who appears to him with advice and wry commentary in the form, usually, of a sea bird, though occasionally he's got a vaguely human form, shrouded in black.

But all of this is just distraction, as far as the Interviewer is concerned; they claim to have dredged up Clarence to help in a search for two green leatherbound books, one in Etruscan and the other a French translation of the first -- allegedly. As for Clarence... He's just this poet, you know? 

I saw some useful poetic fodder in the situation. It's just my nature. I considered putting seaweed in my hair and appearing to them as my own drowned ghost. The idea made me laugh, then the laugh made me check. I did have seaweed in my hair. Maybe I was my own drowned ghost. The idea scared me so I combed it out with my fingers and headed on.

To arrive at the above situation, shipwrecked and pondering how to approach some other castaways, Clarence first allowed his beloved's father and fierce, ancient aunts to chase him away from her, so very away that he left their hometown of Maidenhead, NJ for San Francisco and thence joined the crew of the Unicorn. Which brought him to a weird island complete with lighthouse, a seminary run by the aforementioned mad scientist, the Master of the Green, and many other features atypical of your standard Robinson Crusoe-esque fare. Like a bunch of gods and ex-gods rampaging around and wreaking havoc. Only some of whom seem to have been along for the ride on the Unicorn. I think. Were there already some feral gods or ex-gods on the island? I never decided for sure.

Meanwhile, back on the voyage, Clarence wrote his beloved K. (all we ever get is this initial, never a name) a series of longing letters which give the novel its title, and the Interviewer has only secured his cooperation by convincing him they have a way of seeing that she gets them, since she didn't in real life? 

Except what is the reality of any of this, here?

While trying to figure all of this out may feel like too much work to some (my own dear personal mother, who spotted this book in our shared ebook library and was intrigued by the title, started it before I did but DNF'd it for this reason), it is a fun exercise for the Wolfe-pilled who actively seek out this sort of thing -- but it's not the only reason to give this book a try! 

There's also the enjoyment of watching perhaps the most ill-advised sea voyage since Ishmael signed on to the Pequod. The Unicorn, we learn, is a perfectly fine ship but its crew mostly abandoned it long before it reached San Francisco; they were terrified of its cargo of statues of forgotten gods, you see. Also, the captain is kind of a freak show. The result is that the ship can attract no kind of competent or experienced crew, so nobody has the first idea what to do when things immediately start going wrong in ways both predictable and un-.

I'm bouncing around in chronology, here, but guess what: so does the novel! It's all part of the puzzle box, one which I'm not sure I've solved yet. Truly, I am not sure I understood this novel. 

But the experience of reading it was fun enough to make me more than willing to try it again sometime. So maybe stay tuned...

*As though we are perhaps meant to wonder if he is not an ancestor of the author of the novel Letters from a Shipwreck in the Sea of Suns and Moons? Except I think "Raymond St. Elmo" is a pseudonym? But who knows. All I could find poking around in the wreckage of the internet was that St. Elmo has written a bunch of other books that seem even weirder than this one. But few biographical details.

**Or entities. Sometimes the Interviewer uses plural pronouns in referring to itself/themselves. And frequently sounds, as does Clarence sometimes, too, like a piece of software or otherwise artificial being.

Christopher Ruocchio's KINGDOMS OF DEATH (Narr by Samuel Roukin)

We've come a long way with Sir Lord Hadrian Half-Mortal Demon in White Marlowe since he was a young sprat who wanted to be a Scholiast just like his dear old tutor and ran away from home when his father decided to make him a torturer-priest instead. 

 Along the way with Hadrian through Christopher Ruocchio's massive Sun Eater series, we've explored anarchic gatherings of extreme cyborg self-experimenters; battled and defeated two great princes of humanity's archenemy, the Cielcin; met an effectively immortal Saturn who prolongs his life by taking over his children's bodies and keeps a pet/slave artificial intelligence from the dawn of recorded time that renews itself with human body parts and human brains; learned mind-blowing secrets about the galaxy's history from before humans took to the stars; survived court politics that make those of Byzantium seem tame and dull; died at least once and resurrected' gained superpowers of incredible utility that are almost impossible to use when they're most needed; made friends that would die or kill for him; become the idol of at least one cult... and now, as we catch up with him in this fourth novel of the main sequence of the series, Kingdoms of Death, he's being pressed into service as a diplomat. His mission: to persuade the Lothrian Commonwealth to join forces with the Sollan Empire and its allies to defeat the Cielcin once and for all, before the Cielcin can defeat humanity and turn us all into livestock, both the kind that labors and the kind that gets eaten.

Buckle up. 

This fourth volume in the main series is both its most exciting and its most tedious. Some of Ruocchio's finest action set-pieces, including a truly heroic chase-cum-last stand, are paired with long chapters of crushing boredom and sameness that do almost too good a job of depicting life as a prisoner with no hope. Oh, and trigger warnings for torture, I guess, but, being the under-medicated chronic pain patient that I am, I found that most of our hero's agonizing experiences sounded pretty much like getting out of bed and trying to get dressed every day (at least until they started peeling his long muscles like fruit), so, your mileage may vary, etc.

As usual, there are two halves to this narrative, with the first bringing Hadrian and his enterage to a whole new-to-us society that is half Yvgeny Zamyatin and half Ascia (there's even an emphasis on Groups of Seventeen). The Lothrian Commonwealth is a totalitarian horror so complete that people don't even have names, live in cells in vast hive-like buildings under opaque domes (their planet not exactly being naturally hospitable to life, or much to look at) that function also as Faraday cages, the better to keep its population from ever organizing against the regime. And the very language of the Lothrians is downright Ascian, consisting only of aphorisms from its Black Book of doctrine and containing no personal pronouns at all.

Hadrian has been given yet another impossible task by his cousin, the Emperor, who still claims to be shielding Hadrian from the many forces at court who wish him ill, but whom Hadrian and his people still suspect is really trying to shield his power from Hadrian. What better way to get him out of the way for half a century or so than tell him to go convince this bizarre and depressing society to give military aid to humanity's existential struggle, preferably without completely upsetting the social order there, hmm?

The second half sees Hadrian alone and friendless and utterly in the power of the Cielcin Prince of Princes, Syriani Dorayica, who accords Hadrian a disorienting level of respect even to regarding Hadrian as the true "King of the Vermin" and insisting Hadrian participate in rituals meant only for the Cielcin elite -- while also mutilating, imprisoning and torturing Hadrian for, in the grand tradition of torturers through the ages, information that the Cielcin already has. And the Prince of Princes has even worse in store for Hadrian, for Hadrian's entire Red Company of 90,000 human souls has also fallen into Cielcin power.

And Christopher Ruocchio is definitely of the GRRM school of callous beloved character deaths. And told ol' George to hold his beer. Which means I'm a bit angry with him at the moment, but I can't say I didn't know this was coming. Hadrian's being in Doctor Who Jeopardy and being Palatine, with a life span far exceeding pretty much everybody else's, guaranteed that this was coming. But still, I bite my thumb at you, Ruocchio!

Now I have to wait like the rest of the plebs for the next volume, Ashes of Man, to come out in December. I could scratch my Sun Eating itch with some sidequels and novellas, but I dislike spending audible credits on such short reads and I insist on finishing these with Samuel Roukin's voice in my ear, so those will have to wait for the next sale-or-stupid-windfall, I think. Meanwhile, I have a library full of other stuff I've not listened to or read yet, but December sure can hurry the hell up. I'm ready to watch Hadrian eat the damned sun already.

Though that might be another novel yet?

Christopher Ruocchio's HOWLING DARK (Narr by Samuel Roukin)

I could already tell, less than halfway through the second volume of Christopher Ruocchio's Sun Eater series, that it's going to be one I'll enjoy returning to, even if it doesn't have a conclusion as satisfying as I currently believe it will. I still watch the first three seasons of Battlestar Galactica, the first four of Babylon 5  (and hope ardently that we get to see its reboot/revival), after all. 

As always, here there be dragons, by which I mean spoilers, except maybe I actually mean dragons, hmmm? Of a kind? Waving lots of pale and grasping human hands in the dark?

Howling Dark launches the story of Lord Hadrian Marlowe, renegade interstellar aristocrat, some 50 years into the future from where we left off in Empire of Silence. He's also a long way from the planet where he washed up after escaping his unwanted destiny as a cleric-cum-torturer for the repressive Chantry, the Sollan Empire's state religion. At the end of Empire Hadrian made contact with a small party of Cielcin, members of an alien race with which humanity has been at war for hundreds and hundreds of years. The Chantry and other local powers assumed these Cielcin had come as a vanguard to an invasion force, but Hadrian, the only person on the whole planet who had ever learned any of the Cielcin's language, discovered that they were actually there on a religious pilgrimage, to visit some intriguing ruins left by a long lost ancient civilization that long predated human or Cielcin exploration or conquest. And in so coming to understand that much, Hadrian saw a possibility to try for Peace. There's a being of some kind out in the dark who has a way to actually make contact with a leader of a major clan of the Cielcin (who are so predatory and warlike that they will prey and war on one another as soon as humanity) -- but that entity dwells on a mysterious and possibly only legendary planet!

And so Hadrian has embarked on a unique mission to try to find this entity, The Undying, on that planet, Vorgossos. With him are many of his friends from his gladiator days and one or two from his unpleasant time as a courtier on the backwater planet he's left behind - and a whole lot of new people, most of them military or mercenaries, representing not only the Sollan Empire but a few other human polities as well.

And here we're experiencing a few elements of the 21st century's revival of Doctor Who, and not just because we know that the Hadrian telling us his story is a Hadrian centuries old who has the guilt of genocide on his conscience; we also have elements specifically of Stephen Moffat's controversial habit of introducing new-to-us characters who have established long and deep relationships with our hero off-screen. For one thing, Hadrian has a lover, Jenan, who was originally part of a kind of pirate crew Hadrian's mission fleet tangled with, defeated and absorbed some time over the 50 years since Empire. And while Hadrian is nominally the Lord Commandant of the mission, it's really a career military officer, Bassander Lin, who is calling the shots. Their relationship is mostly cooperative and cordial, until Plot Things Start Happening!

But so, I found a sense of breathlessly having to catch up as Howling Dark opened, very similar to how I felt when I managed to read Malka Older's Centenal Cycle in the wrong order. I suspect that this will someday be an unusual experience, though; the Sun Eater series already has a few side-quels and it wouldn't surprise me a bit if a future novel or novella might be devoted to the early years of Hadrian's ragtag fleet. I would opine, though, that such would really not be necessary (but then, I'm also on Team Never Show Us Jim the Fish). The Sun Eater saga is wonderfully enriched by strong character relationships, but it's got a big looming plot question ahead, as the series' entire point is explaining to us how Hadrian Marlowe became the Sun Eater. How he unseated a tyrannical captain and recruited his crew isn't very important to the arc and these are all very long books already. 

I will say this, though: Ruocchio is way better than Moffat at this trick. I mean, Moffat just dropped the Paternoster Gang on us out of the blue and we never even really got to know much about how they met or why they were so fiercely loyal to the Doctor. Moffat just counted on the characters being too awesome for this to annoy us and just kept jingling the keys. Ruocchio made the new characters awesome and explained where they came from and why. And he did it well enough to make some early scenes of irrevocable parting between them feel earned and honestly affecting. Very affecting. No, you're the one who's crying.

Several unsavory encounters and gripping fight scenes and followings of clues later, Marlowe and his friends have found the legendary Vorgossos (orbiting a brown dwarf star!) and come under the jaundiced eye of its unnaturally immortal ruler, The Undying, whose name is Kharn Segara* (a figure of myth from the founding era of the Sollan Empire) and suddenly we're in yet another literary territory, once which I absolutely did not see coming even though our narrator is surnamed Marlowe! For the interlude on the lost planet whereat Hadrian seeks a contact through which to begin peace negotiations is straight outta Heart of Darkness, my friends, with Kharn Segara a 15,000-year-old Kurtz ruling a mad kingdom at the ass end of known space, and yes, my friends, it gets that dark. Actually, more so, because this heart of darkness is also a demented cyberpunk hell-hole where Kharn employs unspeakable means to prolong his own and his exclusive clients' lives and to satisfy the perversions common to bored playboys everywhere and I was bracing myself for this to get truly icky but Ruocchio is a tasteful writer as well as a talented one.

Unlike in Conrad's most famous tale, though, here Kurtz is only a first or warm-up boss; there is so much worse to come, even in his own realm, than Kharn Sagara, you guys!

Anyway, while we're in Kurtz Kharn's realm, we also get to watch Hadrian's relationship with a character I didn't mention last time, the enigmatic Valka, develop in a lot of interesting directions. Last novel, Valka seemed poised to be a love interest, if one whose levels of education and culture were dizzyingly above Hadrian's and then there's also the fact that she's from a civilization that doesn't share the Sollan Empire's maniacal Butlerian Jihad-esque distrust/hatred of computers and artificial intelligence. In many ways, Valka is straight out of a cyberpunk novel, with a headful of neural augmentations that make her that vital character in every Shadowrun game, the technomancer/hacker, but imagine that character who is also Indiana Jones because she is a xeno-archaeologist in the Dan Sylveste mode (though she wisely mostly stays out of politics). Or a (mostly) law-abiding River Song? Anyway, Valka rocks, and Marlowe knows he is nowhere near worthy of her but wants to try to be, even though he regards her with just enough superstitious dread to basically think of her as a witch -- and hey, she almost got burned as one near the end of Empire of Silence. She still hasn't forgiven him for fighting a duel to save her when she was well on her way to saving herself, of course. Anyway, they spend a lot of time alone in various flavors of guest quarters on Kharn's dark, weird planet trying to figure out the many mysteries of what Kharn is up to, how/if they're going to get what they want out of him, and what his intentions toward the Cielcin prisoner, called Tanaran, that he has stripped them of in the guise of entertaining their petition. Oops!

In an attempt to regain control of Tanaran and of their immobilized spaceship, Hadrian and Valka go exploring and Ruocchio explores a terrifying conjunction of ideas: what if the Vatic Fountain (Gene Wolfe) were a terrifying monster out of the deep past, and what if the Pattern Jugglers (Alastair Reynolds) gave swimmers the ability to See Through Time? Meaning Hadrian gets not one but two cryptic glimpses into his future in this novel, though the first was only really a preview of the second, into his metamorphosis from renegade nobleman/mercenary to figure of superstitious awe and dread? In a terrifying encounter made all the more intense by narrator Roukin's choices in how to voice a weird collective inhumanity waiting in the dark at the end of a cyborg-guarded labyrinth?

Yeah...

While all of this has been going on, the Sollan Empire has not been sitting idle, of course; nor have the Cielcin. We learn late in Howling Dark that the number of star systems the Empire has lost to Cielcin incursion has come to exceed 900, with billions and billions of human beings dead (and eaten!) (most of them) or brutally enslaved and mutilated (in a manner chillingly reminiscent of the fate of Father Sandoz in Mary Doria Russell's The Sparrow, which, yikes).

And of course the conflict between the Empire and the Cielcin follows Hadrian to Kharn Segara's creepy dark planet, first according to Hadrian's design, because he can't start peace talks with the Cielcin without eventually meeting some Cielcin who aren't his prisoners, and then very much not according to Hadrian's design, and this is where Ruocchio goes bigger than big. And also displays a talent for manipulating reader emotions that I almost resent because of the devastating use he made of it here, leading us from baroque horror to tense diplomatic drama to huge boffo combat scenes to almost unbearable character drama (Hey, Hadrian has been warning us from the start that he has often been accused of having a taste and talent for melodrama!).

I suppose the game of spot-the-reference (and hey, we haven't even gotten to what amounts to Hadrian's possessing a light saber, which Ruocchio has managed to make even cooler than the Star Wars version by concocting a plausible-sounding pseudoscientific explanation for how the weapon works and, more importantly, what its limitations are) that I've played here makes it sound like the author has just cherry picked his favorite bits from other novels, is just a kid playing with a mismatched set of action figures and telling his babysitter the story as she indulgently smiles or blatantly ignores his babbling, but that's the least deserved criticism that could be leveled on these books. Ruocchio, who's had a pretty good career as a genre fiction editor, has impeccable taste in science fiction bits and bobs and wields them all with tremendous skill, maturity, intelligence and passion. Even the bits that seem to have no business appearing together are made to feel organically joined and earnestly communicated through Hadrian Marlowe's insightful, frank, erudite and compelling narrative voice. Hadrian is as complicated and well-rounded as a Dorothy Dunnet hero, enacting a Gene Wolfe plot (and occasionally using Wolfean vocabulary**)

through a Mary Doria Russell moral and Alastair Reynolds physical universe. I have, as the kids used to say, no choice but to stan.

Seriously, friends, don't sleep on these. Hadrian's story is already epic AF (and we've gotten the barest taste of how epic it's going to get by the revelation in this novel of why he bears the sobriquet of "Hadrian Half-Mortal) and it's only going to get more so. A fifth volume in the main narrative is coming out in December. There's plenty of time yet to catch up on the series in time to plunge into that with me and Ruocchio's other, too few by my lights, fans. Yeah, they're big fat books but they never get dull and never stop provoking thoughts and ideas and feelings and, well, what the hell do we read novels for if not to have those?

As for me, I've already started listening to Demon in White. And Ruocchio has already made me cry at least once.

*Whose name I was mentally spelling as "Khan" because narrator Samuel Roukin -- still absolutely perfectly cast as our protagonist-narrator, and if these books ever get adapted for the screen I hope it's soon so Roukin is still young enough to play Hadrian -- is very, very British.

**My favorite of Ruocchio's pseudo-Wolfean terms so far is "Xenobite," which Hadrian uses to refer to aliens the way Severian uses "Cacogens", though "Xenobite" is a more accessible and evocative word, employing the "xeno-" prefix to denote otherness while rhyming with "cenobite," which is more than just a name for the monstrous powers of Hellraiser fame. It also denotes monasticism, and those to whom Hadrian generally refers with the word are the Cielcin, whose social structure is fanatically hierarchical and to be a Cielcin's subordinate is by definition to be its (and that is the pronoun; the Cielcin are an asexual race) slave. Interesting, no?

Christopher Ruocchio's EMPIRE OF SILENCE (Narr by Samuel Roukin)

Christopher Ruocchio cannot be reckoned an unambitious writer, if his debut novel, Empire of Silence, is anything to go by. Combining elements of space opera and epic fantasy (and yes, that includes neo-feudalism, never my favorite, but I'm setting that particular gripe of mine aside for the moment, though I'm sure it will come up plenty as I explore the half-billion planet spanning galaxy of the Sun Eater saga) as it does, it immediately invites comparisons with works like Frank Herbert's Dune and its dizzying array of prequels and sequels, certainly, but I first learned of Ruocchio and the Sun Eater series in a Twitter discussion about genre fiction series that might be worthy of being talked about, if not in the same breath, at least in the same general conversation with, one Gene Wolfe and his Solar Cycle. Buckle up. 

Empire of Silence definitely shares DNA with the works I mention here. The biggest political union in the thoroughly human-settled galaxy (our good old Milky Way) is an Empire that House Corrino would find familiar, complete with a Landsraad of aristocratic families, some of ancient lineage (we learn in the appendix to EoS that our hero's family claims descent from the British royal family we 21st century types know and thumb our noses at), some gotten up robber baron types who bought their way into the nobility by time honored atrocities like slave trading, and planetary populations enjoying various levels of material comfort on terraformed worlds of varying quality. And yes, there is a coveted and vital substance that holds the Sollan Empire and its neighboring republics and federations together in a plural galactic civilization, but it's nothing we 21st century types would regard as exotic or semi-magical, it's just good old Uranium.

So, nobody is going to metamorphose into a giant worm or anything, nor is anyone exhibiting supernatural or superhuman abilities like prophecy or telepathy. The highest class, the Palatinate (lots of echoes of the Roman Empire in the Sollan) has benefited from millennia genetic engineering and breeding and enjoy extraordinary attractiveness, health, height and life-spans, but it's just science. 

Our hero, Hadrian Marlowe, is the elder son of a mid-level planetary noble and the grandson of that planet's hereditary ruler, but as we get to know him on his home world of Delos, we see that he's neither his father's favorite to succeed nor is he exceptionally interested in doing so; he's more inclined to scholarship than politics or diplomacy, and only undertakes the rest of his training out of a sense of duty to the people who would otherwise someday be ruled by Hadrian's younger brother, who exhibits the martial temperament and bloody-mindedness that people expect of a ruler but has a cruel streak and a seeming disinterest in anything that isn't fighting or fucking.*

But when Hadrian takes a diplomatic matter somewhat into his own hands, unbidden, and makes a hash of it, his father decides to ship him off to the Chantry, the rigid religious order that generally seems to exercise greater power in the Sollan Empire than the Emperor and nobility do, and name Hadrian's brother as heir. 

Only Hadrian wouldn't be a monk so much as... a torturer; the Chantry enforces orthodoxy the nasty, Inquisitional way. And like I said, Hadrian is more of a scholar than a religious zealot.

The main plot of Empire of Silence, then, is what happens after Hadrian, his tutor and his mother hatch a plot to escape this fate, and what goes spectacularly and fascinatingly wrong with their plans. 

The galaxy we begin to explore with Hardrian proves to have a bit more diversity than we ever saw in the Herbertverse; in addition to human societies who owe no allegiance to the Empire, there are other species, though only one of them has attained space flight and reached out into the cosmos. More about them in a bit. The rest of the species humanity has encountered have been less technologically and (apparently, presumably) culturally advanced and you can probably guess what that has meant for them; colonization and, usually, enslavement. Thus a mysterious alien race native to the backwater planet where Hadrian winds up for most of this novel are reduced to manual labor and subservience and are considered by most to be little more than animals, though a few scientists have continued to study them, their unique modes of consciousness, and their means of communication. But these scientists are not Sollan Empire citizens and are themselves regarded with suspicion and hostility by their hosts, who all adhere to the rigid doctrines of the Chantry, which, OK, let's talk about the Chantry, for it is where the Sun Eater series most differentiates itself from the Herbertverse or the Solar Cycle.

The state religion of the Sollan Empire feels extremely and uncomfortably familiar because it's basically the settler-colonialist mentality as holy writ. Humanity has a Manifest Destiny to own and control the entire galaxy, maybe eventually the entire universe; any other races it encounters must be subjugated for their own good (and, of course, the good of their human masters). All the stars and all the planets and all the rocks and cosmic dust in between are there for humanity's use. Refreshingly, though, there is no messiah figure or religious narrative (at least not as appearing in this first novel); the object of worship is nothing more, nothing less, than the mother planet, Earth, which we've lost track of in our rush to expand and expand. Maybe it's a myth? But don't say that aloud, because the Chantry will get you and punish you as a heretic. Oh, and the Chantry has elements of Dune's Butlerian Jihad, too: cybernetic implants, artificial intelligence, etc are absolutely banned. Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind, etc.

So yes, there is a lot of world-building going on in this first novel, but, refreshingly, it never feels like the reader is getting info-dumped upon. Hadrian is a fine narrator of his experience and incorporates all of this exposition very naturally into his story -- and he hooks us in right away by revealing, right at the very beginning of the book, that his long, long life (spanning thousands of years, though he's only something like 18 years old when he leaves Delos) has made him famous to some, infamous to others. In pursuing peace with an enemy I haven't mentioned yet, he has been forced by circumstances we're not going to get to know much about in this first novel to destroy an entire inhabited star system. Hadrian is the Sun Eater of this series' title.

Lordy do I love a villain-hero, almost as much as I love an unreliable narrator, though I'm not sure that Hadrian is the latter. His narrative voice is introspective, honest about his faults and failures, anxious about his shortcomings, guilt-ridden, self-critical, all the things that the genre reader's favorite unreliable narrator, Severian, much more concerned about justifying himself and persuading us that he is a really good guy and irresistible to women, etc. is not. Hadrian doesn't care what we think of him; indeed, is resigned to never being able to improve or alter the opinion of him his imagined readership is understood to have already. Sun Eater is no apology, nor is it a parable. To diminish it a little, I could compare it as justifiably with something like Piers Anthony's Bio of a Space Tyrant as with Dune or Book of the New Sun. It's big and sprawling and ambitious as hell, but it's not set before us as a puzzle to solve or a tractate on What is Humanity; it's just a great big story of great big events with lots of action, emotion and satisfying character relationships. And a few mysteries, starting with pretty much everything about the only other spacefaring race in the galaxy, the Cielcin, with whom humanity has come into armed conflict over territory, and what, if any, the Cielcin's and some of the other subjugated species relationship might be to a dead civilization that has left mysterious and sophisticated ruins on many of the worlds to which Humanity is the Johnny-Come-Lately.

I haven't even gotten into the other characters sharing Hadrian's journey but this is getting long and my hands are seizing up (I can't use Dragon Naturally Speaking very well in the summer because the only way my attic office is bearable is with a loud old swamp cooler noisily rattling day and night, so I'm actually having to type this!). But there are some wonderful ones, a beggar girl who rescues and befriends Hadrian when he washes up on the backwater planet of Emesh instead of the planet-sized university analogue he thought he was traveling to, friends beside whom Hadrian fights as a gladiator, courtiers in the palace of the parvenu nobility who eventually yank Hadrian out of the arena, and the aforementioned foreign scientists from other polities who don't truck with hereditary nobility or Manifest Destiny or banning cybernetic implants and who expand Hadrian's mind. 

And, by the way, these are men and women and there don't seem to be gender roles as such in Sollan society? A gladiator or a planetary ruler or a Grand Inquisitor or a scientist can be either, and it's no big deal. And at least one of the alien species seems not to have sex or gender at all that we can determine so far, and that's also no big deal except occasionally grammatically as Hadrian tries to wrap his head around their not-quite-language to better understand them. And it's these elements as much as anything that make me not mind the neo-feudalism, and want to continue through this whole series and its several sidequels, which I will continue to enjoy in audio form because the narrator (who seems to be in for the entire run), Samuel Roukin, simply is Hadrian. I first encountered him in the American Revolutionary War TV drama Turn, in which he played the insufferable redcoat villain Simcoe, and it's impossible not to imagine Roukin as Hadrian himself in the movie in my head. Roukin gives Hadrian just the right combination of aristocratic self-assurance, self-criticism and wonder, though I wish he'd cut back on the Shatnerian pauses in the middle of phrases, which are not merely annoying but at times interfere with comprehension because Ruocchio is not a great user of dialogue tags, meaning that sometimes what starts of sounding like mere narration is actually someone's dialogue and not necessarily Hadrian's. But I quibble. As I said, Roukin is Hadrian, and I'm already diving into the direct sequel to EoS, Howling Dark. The title alone is irresistible and makes me think, of course, of Alastair Reynolds and his Inhibitors. Arooooo!

*We get hints that there might be more to this brother than we or Hadrian give him credit for, and he gets a spin-off novel that I'll have a look at when I'm through the main series.

Ada Palmer's PERHAPS THE STARS

Blogger's note: This post concerns the fourth novel of a quartet so it might not make a lot of sense if you haven't read my posts on the other three books. 

 We are the instruments that carve the path from cave walls to the stars.

And so I come to the very satisfying end of Terra Ignota, Ada Palmer's astonishing and astonishingly weird and unexpectedly timely quartet of 18th century-styled science fiction novels,  with Perhaps the Stars. Suddenly, Palmer has decided that there is no time to waste and turns the story arc into the incident-crammed War Story it's always threatened to become, with one huge change: [REDACTED] is understood to be dead with his place taken up by a character who has never gotten a name and who has barely appeared in the prior three novels unless one has been watching for them carefully, but is this really a new character? Or is it actually somebody else? Or possibly somebodies else? We sort of find out later, but can we trust what we're told? These kinds of puzzles are why I like these kinds of books, and why I consider Ada Palmer to be the literary love child of Dorothy Dunnett and Gene Wolfe.

There are lots of reasons why I now consider this the most satisfying series ender I've encountered in yoinks. And yes, that includes the one you're thinking of. It might, over time, come to be considered on a par with that one, but then again, it might end up ranking as better, for me.

The most exciting thing I have to say going into this post is that, at long last, we get to start learning about that most mysterious seventh hive, which has only gotten passing mention so far: the mostly-Moon-dwelling Utopian Hive, which has been busily engaged in a generations-long project to terraform Mars as so many "small u" utopian types long to do in so many other science fiction stories. Unlike any of those I've read (with the sort-of-exception of the Expanse novels), though, this terraforming project has always dwelt in the shadow of war, because on Earth another hive, a bizarre hybrid of the good old Mitsubishi corporation we know from our reality and the good old Greenpeace organization that we also know from our reality, has been steadily buying up every scrap of land on Earth for the entire life of this post Church-War 25th century civilization. Land, the Mitsubishi Hive believes, is the ultimate repository of wealth, and an individual's power within the Hive is directly related to how much land they own -- but what happens when suddenly there is a whole new planet's worth of land available that is not really within Mitsubishi's easy grasp? Won't its Earthly holdings lose value? And won't that be a swell casus belli? To, uh, go with all the other casus belli we've encountered in these books? 

This background is of paramount importance in the other three books in that it is inextricably intertwined with the lot in life of primary narrator Mycroft Canner, who alleges that he committed his crimes at least partly to avert a deliberately planned war his adopted family was committed to provoking -- on the grounds of war being better now, while Mars is still a project and not yet a reality, than later, when a war would be an interplanetary disaster that could actually annihilate the entire human race. Despite the importance of all of this, though, Utopia has been a cypher, until Perhaps the Stars, in which we finally get to hear U-Speak spoken, encounter its vast diversity of U-beasts (strange and fanciful hybrids of genetic engineering and cybernetics) and get to know at least one actual character from that Hive. And his awesome invisible black lion!

It's about time!

Meanwhile, War. Of course, we have since seen that nothing so drastic or exotic as a sudden glut of Martian land on the market in the distant future is needed to touch off conflict in this world that has only managed to stay peaceful through a secret program of precisely targeted assassinations over its hundreds of years of history. The prior three novels have explored the much more mundane causes that will actually bring war to this idyllic-seeming world. All it has really taken is one jilted lover (and never mind they'd been jilted for a weird kind of faithlessness) with access to the right information and the will to expose that the leaders of this world have feet of clay, and the appearance on the world scene of a would-be dictator who might wind up a benevolent one but who really wants to take that chance except for fools and people who have been conquered by the dictator's personal anti-charisma?

And speaking of J.E.D.D. Mason, thank goodness for the Utopian Hive, and one character, Huxley, in particular. Huxley has been guarding our new/old narrator invisibly throughout the chaos, and in a moment of bared souls explained that there is a very good reason why J.E.D.D. Mason's sobriquet in their culture is The Alien; as far as Huxley is concerned, he is one:

 I believe we had no reason to assume First Contact would come to us in a ship of steel across the darkness that we happened to have senses tune to see. Why not a ship of flesh? Why not across a darkness as unknown to us as Starlight to the creatures of the deep sea? I believe a Being boundaryless and unfamiliar with time, accustomed to an existence where everything within Its perception is directed by Its thoughts, would find it very hard to understand our physics and experience, hard to explain Itself to us. And I believe that, if the first humans to teach this being language were Madame's it might well learn from them the word God.

For much of the novel, though, J.E.D.D. Mason is really just a J.E.D.D. Mason-shaped hole in the narrative, because an early salvo in the war was a masterful dual attack on the planet-wide system of flying cars, conveniently centrally controlled in order to maintain a truly impressive safety record, and the global communications system. Suddenly every human on earth has to confront the reality of Distance* again, and everybody is stuck where they were when the initial attack took place. J.E.D.D. Mason was in the Masonic capital city of Alexandria; most everybody else we're still concerned with (and mercifully a whole lot of characters that I have disliked thoroughly in the prior three novels have kind of dropped out of this one) is in the Alliance headquarters city-complex of Romanova on the island of Sardinia, or has been trapped elsewhere by circumstance or design. But without the ability even to make the 25th century's equivalent of a phone call, J.E.D.D. Mason is stranded and all but mute (remember, he speaks all languages and none, and only Mycroft Canner can understand him well enough to interpret his speeches for everybody else).

Meanwhile, Mycroft's fellow J.E.D.D.-fanboi and one of the series' enduring villains, Dominic Seneschal, made on J.E.D.D.'s suggestion the interim head of Mitsubishi since the previous one is under arrest for the crimes of the targeted assassination program that blew up and was exposed earlier in the series, is stuck in Japan, but that's not going to keep him from his idol. Seemingly the whole of Mitsubishi's resources have been bent to the single goal of "rescuing" J.E.D.D. Mason from Alexandria -- whether J.E.D.D. wants that or not -- and suddenly Mitsubishi has a huge and powerful naval force and, for all that the Hive owns most of the land on earth, suddenly controls the seas as well, commandeering other ships, interning their crews in prison camps or forcing enemy personnel to adopt one of a handful of other, rather ingenious means of guaranteeing their cooperation**, and generally terrorizing everybody. And that's not all!

A fact of this world that I've not talked much about before looms as potentially as big an issue for it as the existence and will of J.E.D.D. Mason, and that's the existence of a new type of human, created rather than born, very different from the standard model, known for reasons that I'm not going to get into here as a "Set-Set." Set-Sets are raised from infancy to interface directly with the intricate and omnipresent technological web that runs the world; for instance, two members of the family-unit that controls the global flying car system are Set-Sets as that is the only way a human being could manage the levels of complexity required to do that. Anyway, Set-Sets' biological senses are stunted in favor of the adapted ability to accept a much greater range of inputs via their interfaces with technology; their bodies are attenuated and weak. They're not regarded as cyborgs, but functionally, they are cyborgs. And a faction within this society is as angry about their existence as 21st century fundamentalist types are about abortion; to them the whole practice of raising Set-Sets is an abomination that should be outlawed and severely punished. And as Perhaps the Stars gets going, this faction, called the Nurturists, has greatly expanded its definition of what counts as a Set-Set. All of the people who grew up in Madame D'Auroet's brother, for instance, have been branded "Gender Set-Sets"*** -- but these, at least two of whom have grown up to lead or co-lead Hives, are not being targeted for "rescue" as they are to be regarded as irredeemable. They're to be put down.

Under cover of War, this can be pretty easily accomplished, they come to realize. If they can just get someone into proximity with the targets.

The other element that has really made this final volume of the Terra Ignota quartet stand out for me above the prior four, though, is none of the above. What stands out is its willingness -- indeed,  insistence on -- dealing with a fundamental question at the heart of science fiction that usually seems, very carefully and deliberately, to be ignored: is it worth it? Is the dream of space and discovering and settling other worlds, which is, after all, an experience that won't be open to us all or even to very many of us, worth the commitment of effort and resources and time and agony it would take to achieve? And, just because our ancestors thought so, or at least acted like they thought so, does that definitely bind us and our descendants to continuing in that costly endeavor? Life on earth is already no picnic, even in this idyllic 25th century, even before materiél and intellect and energy and, eventually, personnel that could be devoted to trying to improve the lot of humans already born and growing old and suffering and getting ill and making art and dying and mourning the dead... is diverted towards a dream that none of the billions from whom they're diverted will get to enjoy? Is Space the ultimate Sunk Cost Fallacy for the human race, at least as it now exists?

This tension is enacted as a secret war within the War that J.E.D.D. Mason terms "the Trunk War", the analogy describing the choice between exploring and colonizing Space or using our resources to make Earth better now for everyone as two great branches on a decision tree, each battling to become that tree's trunk. Utopia, of course, represents Space, and seems to be leading humanity in its direction with everybody's blessing,  but we discover in this last novel that many of the anomalies Mycroft and the gang have been encountering are very much due to the machinations of those who want Paradise on Earth Now. A whole Hive's worth of somebodies has been throwing incredibly subtle but devastating spanners into the works since even before the War began. Intrigue!

Only - need this be a zero-sum game, everybody realizes late in the novel? Doesn't the existence of J.E.D.D. and the Miracle Child Bridger and a bunch of cool stuff Bridger did before turning into Achilles maybe give everybody a chance at both? Especially since these mcguffins have put things like biological immortality for everyone very much within our reach? Which, wouldn't colonizing the stars be a lot less painful if we could attempt it as immortals instead of, for instance, sentencing several as yet unborn generations to living out their entire lives as passengers/cargo on spaceships, never even to know planetary life for even a moment?

As all of these thorny issues get careful consideration and occasional actual battle scenes occur, Perhaps the Stars attempts one more semi-innovation in genre fiction: making the transfer of power from one generation to the next an equal concern to all the other story elements; Mycroft is not the only major chess piece to be swept off the board for considerable periods of in-narrative time, and several key resolutions to crises are developed and executed by promoted pawns, as is emphasized in a fantastic instance of near-gloating when a narrator realizes that series villainess Madame's quartet-long plot to rule the world by bringing back Patriarchy was defeated by a whole bunch of, uh, decidedly not Patriarchs. And more explicitly, while 25th century society had already greatly empowered young people through things like creating a class of legislators that can only be minors but by giving the 25 Minority Senators the power of veto over any decision made by the Romanova Alliance Senate if all 25 of those Minor Senators agree, as "Peacefall" in its many forms begins the work of remaking society, the Minor Senators, who were raised with absolute faith in the institutions of their society and the infrastructure that made it a near-paradise and then watched their elders almost destroy it, get final say in how the perpetrators of the war are to make amends for what they destroyed. And the category of "perpetrators" includes both faction leaders and actual combatants, with even J.E.D.D Mason (himself still a minor while this whole epic takes place) sharing in the (incredibly fair and wholesome) sentence the young people mete out. Among the many, many ideas for thinking our way, as a species, out of our myriad of existential threats and dilemmas here back in the 21st century that Ada Palmer has suggested in this quartet, this last one -- empowering the kids to have a real say in how things are run -- is the one that makes me the most wistful, because probably the least likely ever to get implemented. And so I end this series and this post on a sigh. And the sinking feeling that I'm probably going to have to read this quartet again sometime.

Bravo!

*Personified by Palmer-as-Mycroft as the Greek god Poseidon, whose realm was the oceans, since it is the oceans that are the hardest for humans to cross and also most of the biggest stretches of distance we encounter, at least until we start thinking between planets or stars -- and by the way, brush up on your Greek and especially your Homeric mythology before starting these books, if you can, because this is a device Palmer/Mycroft just LOVES, just as the 18th century author/philosophers she and her characters look to as Authorities on Everything loved to do.

**A whole intriguing and imaginative thread in this narrative is how various factions come up with ingenious technological and sociological ways to mitigate the inherent cruelty of warfare. Some of them seem like they could actually be real someday, even if we don't ever get a Miracle Child who can wish things into existence. 

***There are lots of different kinds of Set-Sets already, based largely on how they're raised to understand the world that their interfaces show them, so this isn't quite as big a stretch as it first seems.

Ada Palmer's TOO LIKE THE LIGHTNING: A NOVEL OF THE YEAR 2454 -- with an excursis on recasting audio narrators in a series

Ada Palmer writes and plots like Dorothy Dunnett, imagines future politics like Malka Older, and plays mind games with her readers like Gene Wolfe. Holy shit, I think I'm in love.

 Too Like the Lightning serves up all of these qualities on a Roccoco silver platter and expects you to know exactly which piece of tableware to use for each bite of the meal. Don't be gauche.

The novel, the first of a quartet known as Terra Ignota, is set in a 25th century that seems impossibly utopian to us now (for all that it contains actual Utopians who have strictly defined what that term means with that capital "U"). The nation state is an obsolete bygone, as is organized religion after "The Church War" almost destroyed the world. Humanity is now organized into and sort-of-governed by seven different "Hives" who each has a different philosophy of how life is best lived; what freedoms are to be enjoyed to the full and what discouraged; and how people who have strayed from the righteous path are to be treated. There is a sort of pseudo-aristocracy composed of a few genuine aristorcrat/royals (the King of Spain is not only still a thing but is an almost universally beloved figure who has served as the Prime Minister of the European hive with distinction) and some genetically engineered specimens of such perfection and delicacy they are revered and honored with aristocratic titles just because they're so awesome; an almost complete lack of gendered language or clothing with an emphasis on biological sex as really the least important facet of personal identity; and religious discussions in groups larger than three people are against the law, to prevent the revival of old and the formation of new forms of organized religion. Everybody has freedom of conscience but is still entitled to spiritual counsel provided by experts in threading the needle through the secular and the spiritual without getting dogma or granfaloonery involved. I think I'd like it there.

But all is not quite what it seems. For one thing, the leaders of six of the seven Hives are much better acquainted and enjoy much closer relationships with one another than I'd feel comfortable with and they totally have a secret Eyes Wide Shut-ish hangout, ruled by a woman who considers herself so very much the spiritual if not actual descendant of the 18th Century Enlightenment as exemplified by Jean Jacques Rousseau, Denis Diderot and Voltaire that she styles herself Madame D'Arouet (Voltaire's actual surname) and requires everybody on her premises to engage in note-perfect 18th Century French cosplay down to the fiendish requirements of ettiquitte and, of course, Performance of Gender. Which everybody finds incredibly erotic compared to the egalitarian androgyny of the outside world. Which is to say, this book has a lot of scenes that prudes like me do not love, but they're in there in the manner of another of Madame's idols, the Marquis de Sade, who wrote brutal porn as a vehicle for communicating lofty ideals and posing weighty philosophical dilemmas. And, I mean, at least nobody is slicing beating hearts out of other people's bodies and shoving those hearts into their vaginas. So far. At least, not on screen, as it were. 

Our guide through all of this is the age's greatest criminal, one Mycroft Canner, whose crimes were so infamous that he was the first person in this Golden Age to have a signicant proportion of humanity screeching to revive the death penalty for, but who is so talented that killing him would be a waste, the oligarchy has decided, so he is instead sentenced to become a "Servicer" -- basically, the entire world's slave, who may own nothing, wear only a very distinct uniform that marks them out as one, and is required to do all kinds of Task Rabbit/Gig economy type things for the benefit of society as a whole and for individual as needed/allowed. Which is mostly what he goes around doing, except the oligarchy occasionally needs his somewhat unique abilities -- among other things, he is the world's greatest statistician/data scientist -- so he winds up at the heart of an incredibly complex story of intrigue, strategic murder, sexual politics, political gamesmanship, and, most forbidden of all, sometimes, theology.

Perturbing his orbit the most are two young people, a young boy named Bridger and a young man named J.E.D.D. Mason*, both of whom exhibit extraordinary gifts that are basically supernatural. Mycroft believes that one day the two of them could radically transform and improve the world, but Bridger isn't ready yet to deal with the extraordinary personal magnetism and moral force of the powerfully ethical but overwhelming J.E.D.D., and so has spent most of his time and energy helping to raise the former and serve the latter, while also keeping the two of them from ever meeting or even knowing about one another's existence.

Meanwhile, there's a larger plot afoot, involving the theft of the latest edition a list of the ten most prominent/important people in the world, one of a handful of such lists that different influential newspapers publish periodically as a sort of shorthand indicator of the relative strengths of the seven Hives -- and it's having been planted in the trash can of a very important member of a very important family that just happens also to be unofficially fostering the miracle child, Bridger. When news of this leaks into the outside world, and then when news leaks that Mycroft is not only still alive but has been living and working among the Servicers this whole time, more kinds of hell break loose than a normal reader could be expected to keep track of (fortunately, I am not a normal reader. I read Dorothy Dunnett and Gene Wolfe. Do you?) as the greater geopolitical situation threatens Mycroft's health and safety, freedom of movement, privileged position with regard to all of the world's most important people, and his special secret mission of making sure that Bridger and J.E.D.D. Mason, the two baby superheroes, don't meet until they're on an equal footing.

There's not a lot of action and really not that much plot, but there are lots of intricate and puzzling scenes in which exchanges between characters have many levels of meaning, some of them hidden, some that won't make sense until you're many, many hours into the audio book later, and some of them.... kind of gross.

Look; many other writers on the internet with more skin in the game than I've got have called attention to some icky things that Palmer has done with gender and sexuality in this series. At first it all seems egalitarian and kind of lovely; everybody uses they/them pronouns and nobody seems to care much about how they present -- but our narrator, insisting that it matters, uses gendered language all over the place, always to some very intended effect (Mycroft is most certainly an unreliable narrator and has his own agendas in how this story is understood by this world's imagined posterity). Many of the characters we meet, most of whom are at or near the very top of this society's hierarchies, have decided that the equality of the current system of the world isn't actually worth giving up the power imbalances that come with gender roles, and exhibit a near-compulsion to rebel against this society's norms (we learn late in the novel how this contrariness has all been inculcated by one person who insists it's more civilized to emphasize gender and never mind that trans and non-binary people probably still exist in this world) and several insist on presenting unambiguously as one particular gender (whether or not it corresponds to the anatomical sex they were born with or chose later on) in a somewhat weaponized fashion. Furthering the ickiness of this is the universally accepted (at least by the characters who must deal with those who are flaunting one gender or another for Reasons) idea that emphasis on gender is irresistibly sexy, the sexiest thing possible, and so intoxicating and captivating that no one who goes, for instance, to Madame D'Arouet's sex club and engages in her required 18th Century cosplay can ever enjoy regular sex with someone dressed in 25th Century clothing again.

Then, too, there's the way Mycroft keeps switching pronouns to describe an important character in the series, Carlyle Foster, who is the closest thing this world has to a cleric, a Sensayer (one of the experts at threading the needle I mentioned above), and as member of a Hive called the Cousins, is by courtesy and tradition always referred to with feminine pronouns to honor the roles the Cousins play in society.** Most of the time, Mycroft holds to this tradition and calls Carlyle "she/her" but insists on dropping unsubtle hints that Carlyle is in fact anatomically male, and is to a certain degree important this way because it means Carlyle has the equipment to father children and continue his family's genetic legacies -- except Carlyle was, himself, a foundling and furthermore one whose geneaology and gentic information is under a kind of high tech gag order to protect the identity of his parents from even the closest of scrutinies. Carlyle is thus a mystery as well as a person in a position to mess up Mycroft's happy little world when he is assigned to be the Sensayer to the family that is fostering Bridger, and is thus likely to find out what is so special about the boy sooner rather than later -- which means that it is very much in Mycroft's interest to very carefully control how his readers perceive Carlyle, so while we've guessed that something is up with Carlyle's gender identity (which, remember, we're not supposed to care about as the readers of this history) we don't get the real answer until very late in the story, by which time Mycroft has called Carlyle "he" as often as "she" and I suppose I'm going to have to go back and listen to this again sometime to see if I can find a pattern in when Mycroft does this and why.

Speaking of listening to this, sigh. The narrator for Too Like the Lightning is the wonderful Jefferson Mays, who gave Mycroft in particular a very distinct voice that was unmistakably Mycroft's even when it didn't necessarily matter who was speaking, and gave voice to the dizzying array of other characters with equal attention and skill (and, yes, without resorting to falsetto or breathiness for female characters, hooray!). I perhaps didn't appreciate him even as much as he deserved because I assumed he'd be with me throughout the four volumes of Terra Ignota. Alas, though; he turned out not to be available when time came to produce the sequel, Seven Surrenders, which I'm already listening to as of this posting and for which, instead of waiting for Mays to be available, the powers that be just recast. And T. Ryder Smith is fine, equally as talented as Mays, but Smith has a very different voice and has come up with very different speech characterizations for the characters in the sequel, all of whom, at least so far, have carried over from Too Like the Lightning, which wouldn't bother me so much except for that author Ada Palmer, daughter of Dorothy Dunnett and Gene Wolfe that she is, eschews dialogue tags much more than is traditional in English language prose fiction, and so I have found myself utterly lost and having to replay entire chapters of dialogue-heavy scenes in which I no longer have any idea of who is who. This is frustrating as hell and makes me not want to continue with the series in audio form except that's all that my public library has and I am a poor semi-disabled retired old lady on a very modest fixed income, so if I want to continue with this series, and I do despite the gender/sexual ickiness because I have to see where all of this insanity is going, I'm stuck with the audio versions that my public library has, and just have to keep plugging away until my brain finally groks the new way everybody sounds now (and the particularly icky way a character, only mentioned in Too Like the Lightning but now very much a part of the action in Seven Surrenders, is voiced, which is almost farcically epicene -- which is even ickier once one realizes that now that that character has been revealed to be anatomically intersex, Mycroft, still narrating this second novel, refers to with the pronoun "it."). 

I am very not happy about this.

However, as I said, I am super invested in this world and what's going to happen to it, and in where this story is going to take it, even though I don't like very many of the characters, all of whom (except the innocent baby supermen_, seem hell-bent on ruining this society in one way or another, very much.

To be continued.

*The Masons, and yes, exactly who you're thinking of right now, are one of the world's seven Hives, originally allegedly formed out of the Ancient Free and Accepted Masons that everybody thinks secretly already ruled the world but really, guys, they don't, but largely amplified by folk belief and expectations into something that meets those expectations and moreso. They affect a modernized/futurized spoken Latin in all conversation, are the most hierarchical of the Hives to the point where their leader is referred to as the Emperor, and in as many ways as they can ape the conduct and the structure of the good old SQPR, except the Emperor is not styled First Name Caesar, but First Name Mason.

**Founded by a group of barely-connected individuals all over the world who had the travel bug but didn't have regular traveling companions, who agreed ahead of time to act as unofficial "cousins" to members of their little club who came to visit their home regions; something like David Foster Wallace's famous "Native Companion" in his famous essay "Ticket to the Fair." Eventually this group grew in number but never wanted to be much more organized than they already were, so as of the time of Too Like the Lightning the closest thing they have to a government is a bureau that manages efforts to address and comply with what comes into the Hive's Suggestion Box. Grown from this club and loose organization, the kinds of people who elect to join the Cousins hive are in helping professions -- social workers, organizers of charities, first responder types, teachers, etc.

Michael Cisco's THE DIVINITY STUDENT

I was sent to suffer and learn and to join the Eclogue. From dictaction: you split off and are the ghost sent to encounter my soul as a stranger, bring with you the offering of the first. lost image of us together. When you are caught dreaming, look in a mirror to wake yourself. I correspond to San Veneficio in this way -- its soul is brought to me by the saints who are my eyes and ears.

No, the above passage is not written in fungi on the wall of a "tunnel" in a weird wilderness, but rather the notebook of a mad scientist who kind of combines Herbert West and Dr. Hill, who... Let me start again, here.

It's been a while since I knowingly picked up a book that I knew would scramble my brains without using a whisk, and the year's almost over, so why not give The Divinity Student another try?

Like a lot of my friends, I first came across Michael Cisco and his super-surrealist stylings via a Humble Bundle yoinks ago (the same bundle that brought me Stephen Chapman's The Troika. When they said weird, they meant it). The Divinity Student was the first one out of there that I tried to read, but I didn't make it past our nameless hero* being killed by a lightning stike at the summit of a mountain hike** and reanimated by the faculty of his divinity school via the time honored tradition of *checks notes* removing all of his internal organs (well, except we learn later that he still has lungs. Ah, but then... did they leave him his original lungs, or make him new ones?) and stuffing him with paper that's covered in writing, any paper, any writing will do.  I want to draw a parallel to the legend of the Golem but I'm really not equipped to do it well, so I'll just gesture vaguely that-a-way and move on.

If there is any religious overtone to The Divinity Student besides the obviousness there in the title, it is Christian, though, rather than Jewish, as this resurrected super-being winds up gathering up twelve... not disciples... not assistants... twelve people whose participation, after a fashion, are necessary to his quest which, about that...

The Divinity Student is then dispatched to a city to take up a post as a "word finder" which could have been a sort of active and social job, wandering the streets and talking to people and picking up the latest neologisms and slang like a lexical Cayce Pollard, but instead he is set to work sifting through ancient tomes looking for ancient words that have been lost, forgotten, or had heretofore not been noticed at all by the dominant culture. As though he was interning for Gene Wolfe, am I right, friends?*** But that's only his cover mission, see? Or so he is told as soon as he starts to converse with his fellow word finders over meals and whatnot.

The plot, though, isn't what is important at all. It's the prose, and the dreamlike quality of it. Any two-bit surrealist can stick a bunch of incongruous images together and call it art, but it takes real care and attention and a very particular cast of mind to make us not only see a weird image, but to feel that we are part of it even as it flows and changes into a completely different weird image in the way that dreams actually do. And Cisco is a master at it, one that, perhaps, I had to read Jeff Noon's Nyquist series, in which the hero is subject to unending weird compulsions, entranced, retrieved, re-entranced, bossed around like Alice knocking around urban wonderlands and acquiescing to increasingly bizarre behavior that still kind of fits into a time honored structure, before I could really appreciate what Michael Cisco is up to, here. More even than the Nyquist books, The Divinity Student wants to draw you right into the experience of being a reanimated marionette of a man who may or may not be succeeding in ripping out his strings and tying someone up in them.

Us. He's tying us up in them.

Before too long, our man has a sidekick, possibly the best single element of this book: Teo Desden the butcher, whom the Divinity Student first consults on an errand and later sort of befriends. Teo actually has a personality and motives of his own and is really entertaining and charming in an off-putting but amusing way, as in exchanges like this one:

"This is going to involve more than one corpse, isn't it?" The Divinity Student pauses. "Yes, possibly as many as twelve..." Teo suddenly gets excited. "Listen, the bodies, what are you going to do with them when you're through?" 

 Of course I got all of the Sweeney Todd vibes, especially having earlier seen what Teo can really do in this crazy little scene-within-a-scene that also gives us a look at Cisco's prose at its most straightforwad, if still a little weird:

The Divinity Student watches a fly zing in through the open door. With a speed that defies vision Teo uncoils, sending a four-inch steel blade silent across the room flashing once under the fluorescents and the fly runs right into it. Two black halves drop to the tiles, the knife lands on its hand on the sideboard and slides an inch to rest, just tapping the base of the mirror.

Oh, did I mention that the main room of Teo's butcher shop has a giant mirror in one wall like you'd expect in a ballet studio, the better for Teo to admire and cultivate his balletic moves with meat and cutlery, I guess? Like I said, he's an actual character, is Theo. I'd read a book just about him, continuing my habit of always falling in love with sidekicks and background characters instead of heroes...

But while Teo is showing off his knife work, the Divinity Student, whom we've already seen takes the longest and most convoluted way around to the solution to any problem he encounters, is busy building a divining machine, and look out Rube Goldberg, it's a doozy. Where one would expect a divining machine to be intended to make predictions a bit easier to comprehend and absorb, the Divinity Student's machine is an elaborate and colorful and magical contraption that... bascially creates fancy Rorschach blots for him to stare at and try to interpret later. I mean, this thing makes my brain itch.

Oh, and he also gets a girlfriend of sorts, Miss Woodwind, the boss's daughter, who comes as close as we're going to get to an audience stand-in, or such is how she feels toward's novels end, when she finally gets fed up with the nonsense and yells at him "What are you doing now... Come on, answer me! I've been here all this time waiting for you, at least you could tell me what's happening!"

I feel you, girl. And I think I'm going to have to read this one again sometime before I can even remotely feel like I got an answer.

Does it sound like I'm not sure what I just read? Well, I'm not sure what I just read. But I liked it, and I'm going to read Cisco's follow-up to this, The Golem, pretty soon.

*Why are so many of the books I'm taking up lately about people whose real names -- or names at all -- are withheld from the reader?

**Of the kind I've taken many a time, and if you make it to the top of Medicine Bow Peak, you've been at risk of this same thing happening. I've never not encountered lightning up there. It's a phenomenal, and phenomenally beautiful, hike, though!

***Also, there's another belovedly Wolfean element central to this weird plot, in that our hero is obliquely taught a bizarre way to harvest the memories and experiences of the dead in a way that isn't as cannibalistic as the analeptic alzabo but is almost as gross.

Roberto Bolaño's 2666: The Part About the Crimes (tr by Natasha Wimmer)

Blogger's note: I'm covering this giant doorstop of a novel part by part. This post is the fourth of five. To read prior entries in order, start with The Part About the Critics" HERE, then "The Part About Amalfitano" HERE, then "The Part about Fate" HERE.

We just passed the twelfth anniversary of the internet publication of the greatest book review ever written, and I was today years old when I realized that yes, in fact, "The Part About the Crimes" is the A Feast for Crows of Roberto Bolaño's 2666. Especially as rendered in audio format by the talented but exhausted-sounding Scott Brick, whose habit of giving every sentence a rapid rise and quick plunging fall in pitch to convey a certain kind of drama just drives home the repetitive, almost liturgical quality of so much of this part of the novel, by far its most depressing and demoralizing oh my god too many hours, which, its title tells us right away we should not be expecting a walk in the park, but even by the standards of something explicitly about the tidal wave of femicide that is the primary thread in this big fat tapestry, this is grim stuff. I think this whole damned city of Santa Teresa must all be the kind of paid up subscribers to Black Dawn (see my post about "The Part About Fate") that drop everything when the new issue arrives in the mail and don't do a damned thing until they've read the whole magazine cover to cover. Or at least, that's what the cops do. When they're not relentlessly trading dated and exhaustingly horrible and sexist "what's the difference between women and X" jokes, anyway. Yuck.*

The stuff between the repetitions isn't much better, either. For instance, about midway through this part, a side character from "The Part About Fate", a Mexico City sportswriter named Sergio, pops up again, now back in Santa Teresa to write about its seemingly dual crime wave (we'll talk about about the Penitent later) in his new role as a crime reporter, takes a prostitute to bed and has a weird conversation with her that still kind of makes me want to scream.

Smoking a post-coital cigarette**, Sergio starts demanding to know what the unnamed prostitute knows about the murders, and gets pretty shitty when she tells him she has a "vague idea" about them. He berates her for not having solidarity with all these other whores who have been murdered since she is one herself, then she reponds, not by expressing sympathy or regret or concern or fear, even for herself, but by pointing out that Sergio has made a category error. The women being murdered in Santa Teresa have not been prostitutes, but, mostly, workers, employees of the maquilladoras. She emphasizes the word "workers" and just generally conveys the idea that as far as she is concerned, what she does for a living is not "work." Again, I'm kind of applying 21st century standards to a book set and largely composed during the 90s, but even back in those far off days, before we all as a society (or at least the left-leaning half of society) agreed that "sex work is work" we did refer to prostitutes as "working girls," so, uh, no.

I mean, I know I'm being picky and even a little precious about this scene in a novel section that basically exists to drive home that the failure to regard women as fully human has big social and individual costs that disproportionately (and often fatally) are paid by those same women, but hey, it's also an illustrative passage of how grim this part can be. But this is "The Part About the Crimes" at its lightest.

Overwhelmingly, "The Part About the Crimes" is about repeating one archetypal scene over and over and over and over again (I think the official femicide body count for this novel is 109, but I can't remember where I saw that and might be too lazy by the time I've written this post to track it down), just like Brienne of Tarth repeating Sansa Stark's description to every character she meets, except way more grim. It mostly goes something like this:  In (a month of a year), a (woman or a teenager or, a few times, a tween), who may or may not have a name, is found dead and unceremoniously dumped somewhere -- in a field, alongside a highway, etc. -- where she won't necessarily be noticed right away but (with a few grim skeletal exceptions) but is likely to be noticed after a reasonably short period of time. We get a description of her clothes. We learn whether she has been shot or stabbed or strangled. We get the important information as to whether or not she was raped and in what orifices. We find out which of Santa Teresa's Finest gets assigned her case. We get a half-assed account of his half-assed efforts. We are then told that the case was "closed" or "shelved", but here these two terms are basically interchangeable for verisimilitude; in real life, cops don't just say "we gave up."

Over and over and over again.

And while not every murder victim gets a name -- either because by the time she is found she is no longer identifiable, or simply because nobody ever shows up to claim or identify her -- every cop does, and gets a little vignette about as detailed as Stephen King's slapstick death stories midway through The Stand, usually with cameo appearances by other cop characters, but ultimately the cops' stories blur together and fade from the reader's  memory exactly as the murder victims have from the city's, because 2666 is not a whodunnit. There is not going to be a hero detective who puts it altogether and solves the crime spree.

Very few people, apart from the odd journalist (and what about Guadelupe? The female journalist? Who had an appointment with a locked up tall German towards the end of "The Part About Fate" but whom Oscar just leaves behind to drive to America with Rosa A?) even see that there really is a crime wave, let alone of the scale that it is. A few cops put their heads together about a few murders they're working on that share some grisly signature details and speculate about a serial killer, but that's only for a few of the murders, ignoring the vast number of dead women who did not have one breast sliced off and the nipple bitten off the breast that's still attached. Some of the individual murders do get solved, kind of by accident, in that they turn out to be the sadly predictable final outcomes of domestic violence, but on the whole, only we, Bolaño's readers, ever see the really big picture.

And really, this pretty much tracks for how murder investigations work in the real world. Real Cops don't solve crimes.

But anyway, this part, about the crimes, isn't just about the femicides (the recitation of which kept making me think of the sad but wistful continuing Roll Call of the Dead in Sjon's amazing CoDex: 1962). There's also a serial church desecrator on the loose! And his crimes are bizarre and spectacular and the closest thing to almost kind of funny that "The Part About the Crimes" gets.

Well, except for this one bit, when the femicides, in attenuated form, briefly have come to the attention of the powers that be in Santa Teresa, which is, I think, Natasha Wimmer making a smart and amusing choice in presenting in the sing-song of a children's book rather than the hard boiled no-nonsense crime talk we're expecting in such a scene:

Life is hard, said the mayor of Santa Teresa. We have three clear-cut cases, said Inspector Angel Fernandez. Everything has to be examined by a magnifying glass, said the man from the chamber of commerce. I do examine everything with a magnifying glass, over and over, until I can't see straight, said Pedro Negrete.

Pretty much the whole rest of the novel handles dialogue in the conventional, subject-verb forms of English prose, in which the scene would have looked like this:

"Life is hard," the mayor of Santa Teresa said.

"We have three clear-cut cases," Inspector Angel Fernandez said.

"Everything has to be examined by a magnifying glass," the man from the chamber of commerce said.

"I do examine everything with a magnifying glass, over and over, until I can't see straight," Pedro Negrete said.

The fact that this exchange is followed by a remark from the mayor that "the important thing is not to stir up any shit" may shatter the stylized children's book feel but drives home the real point being made, that this whole scene is a rote performance of professional concern, rather than a genuine attempt to communicate anything. It's the only time I actually smiled in this whole section. Thanks, Natasha!

But I haven't even got to what passes for the protagonists of "The Part About the Crimes", if there can be said that there are any. I reckon on two of them: Klaus Haas, a big tall German guy arrested on flimsy and circumstantial evidence for one of the 109 murders, who has various adventures in the Mexican jail where he awaits sentencing for so long that he eventually just calls a press conference to try to point the finger at another party for the killings; and the magnificently named Congresswoman Azucena Exquivel Plata, who has a disappeared friend, Kelly (real name, Luz-Maria), Kelly being linked, of course, to a series of orgiastic parties out on the ranches outside of Santa Teresa, to which many young and/or underage women are brought to be debauched. Hmm. The former gets involved in all kinds of inmate scuffles and, though he is himself so tall as to almost count as a giant, portentously keeps announcing to his fellow prisoners that The Giant is coming and they'd best be scared; the latter burdens us with the story of her insanely privileged life and her friendship with Ghislaine Kelly while she interviews/interrogates a private detective she's hired to find her friend.

Can these characters be protagonists, though, when one is only barely there and the other isn't even mentioned in passing until about the last 20% or so of "The Part About the Crimes?" Well, there's nobody else who comes close to qualifying, so, yes?

Speaking of that last 20% or so, it really veers off in its own weird direction, cutting up four different narratives into very small pieces and layering them on top of each other like so many jenga blocks to really drive home how much reader/listener annoyance Bolaño and Brick are going for. The Klaus Haas narrative bits start feeling like they're leading to a shaggy dog story, but you're never sure because just when they get interesting, you're torn away to another piece of Azucena's story, then to a bit about a figurant, Kessler (an American law enforcement consultant who is just sort of touring the scenes of all the crimes and letting everybody cater to him), then to another bit of corpse porn, then back to Klaus. Who, yes, sounds like he bears a more than passing resemblance to another absurdly tall German guy, whom, 700 years or so ago, three literary critics traveled to Mexico to find and bring back to Europe to accept his Nobel prize, Benno von Archimboldi. But Klaus is, of course, too young to be Archimboldi. Isn't he?

This brings me to the one thing that I'm still really impressed by in this section of 2666. Bolaño is playing a lot with the ideas of detective fiction, and several times seems on the verge of setting up one of his many interchangeable cop-or-journalist*** characters as the Detective Who Will Solve It All, only to Lucy-yank away the football from our Charlie Brown expectations. But I'm a Gene Wolfe girl, so I became convinced right away on my first reading (and still believe it on my second, here) that we, the readers, are meant to be the Detective. If this was Gene Wolfe's 2666, I'd be sure of this, confident that if I took the time to read this book six or seven times and make careful notes of which of the bodies got which treatment and was associated with which model of car, and, probably, drew myself a detailed map of Santa Teresa and its environs, and made a careful study of the onamastics employed, I could accurately solve every single one of these murders, which, of course, have not all been committed by the same guy, or even the same guys. Factor out the domestic violence/honor killings and you're left with, I think, three, possibly four parties (depending on if Klaus Haas is guilty of anything besides slightly knowing one of the victims and standing out as a ridiculously tall German in this city of maquilladoras and nightclubs.)

BUT I'M NOT SURE. This is still the only Bolaño I've read. Is he a craftsman on Gene Wolfe's level? None of my Bolañeros and Bolañeras seem to have read Gene Wolfe (it's a mission of mine to get them to one day, when they're ready. They're getting there), and I don't think any of my Solar Cyclists have read Bolaño, so I'm the only one in a position to compare them that I know of. And I want to be sure, before I start reading Bolaño like Wolfe, that it would be worth the effort. I'm not a young woman, my TBR pile is huge, I've already given up television in the interest of reading as much of it as I can before I join the Roll Call of the Dead, and I'm longing to re-read all of Dorothy Dunnett again before I punch out, too.

Anyway and otherwise, man, all I can say is that Roberto Bolaño must have been thinking a lot about Dunbar's Number while he was writing this. This is best illustrated by one of the cop stories, the account of the sheriff of Huntsville AZ, Harry Magaña, summoned to Santa Teresa by a citizen of his fair city who was recently in Santa Teresa with a friend, only to lose track of that friend until she turned up murdered. All excited to play white knight, Harry comes barreling into Santa Teresa fixin' to investigate the hell out of this one murder, with or without the cooperation of the local constabulary. He catches the situation's brutality like a virus and meets a mysterious fate in Tijuana and could now be the Santa Teresa PD's poster boy for Not Getting Too Hung Up on One Case, punished for caring about a single person among 109. Gulp.

And so, onward to the fifth and final "Part About Archimboldi." Which I only dimly remember, and might not remember accurately at all because I'm starting strongly to suspect that "The Part About the Crimes" may have made me lose patience with this doorstop. Did I finish it, or did I not?

Watch this space, true believers.

*Which, I grew up in a law enforcement family and turned around and took employment for ten years with that same law enforcement agency (as a dispatcher, not a sworn officer) and this is the most accurate depiction of cops I've yet found in literature. When I say yuck, I mean yuck. I was still eyeball deep in my own law enforcement career when I first read 2666 so I thought maybe this time around it wouldn't hit me as bad but, nope. I'm still projectile vomiting in my head at this.

**And man, do all of these characters smoke in this novel. I know it was the 90s and whatnot but WOW. Of course, I've been reading lots of other international literature in which this keeps featuring. Everybody in Drive Your Cart over the Bones of the Dead smoked. The very freaking pages of The Morning Star were sucking on coffin nails, etc -- and those are both novels written and set in this century -- so I'm maybe more sensitive to this than usual but man, oh man, this novel brought to you by the international tobacco industry.

***One of these is a late entry in the contest to become my favorite character, the hilariously named Mary-Sue Brava, a reporter from Phoenix who gets hung up on the disappearance of another journalist who was one of only like four people to show up for Klaus Haas' press conference. I would like more of her, please, but nobody cares what I want. Anyway, I don't care that your name is Mary Sue, Mary Sue, I still love you.